i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap
hearing someone curse in front of children like
The best thing about blogging is I can do it naked.
i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad
A tragedy, when a mature mind and a romantic heart are in the same body.
Cat & lynx BFF. [video]
FELINE FACT. The housecat is licking the Lynx’s head, and in turn, the Lynx licks the cat’s shoulder. This symbolizes that the Lynx acknowledges the house cat as it’s “superior” in a Pride sense. So basically the Lynx is a nerd and looks up to the housecat as a real cool kid.
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them